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1.) "Bathtubs should be washed after each use." From my Women's Gynecological Health text, on preventing yeast infections. Right. Every time I bathe, I immediately SCRUB WITH CHLOROX BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SO SO FILTHY.

2.) "Pregnancy test should be considered for reproductive age women who present to the ER for any condition." From Benson's guide to success in your clerkship. Broken leg? PREGNANT. Gushing blood? PREGNANT. Funny rash? Why, she must be PREGNANT! Because women do nothing but MAKE BABIES!

Sorry, I'm in a bit of a mood . . .

Two exams down, two to go . . . Office Procedures next . . . what to study first? Incision and drainage of an abscess? Laceration repair? Or the ever popular SUBUNGUAL HEMATOMA REMOVAL? Yikes! The thrills!

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(Anonymous)
Jan. 29th, 2010 10:25 pm (UTC)
Just leaving a message completely irrelevant to the subject. You have a library shelf over on elfwood right? Got the right person?

I wanted to leave a comment where you'll more probably find it. Your story is lovely. I left a comment on your elfwood profile too.
Hope I didn't annoy you, tracking you over here.
Take care
Judith
pepperedmoth
Feb. 1st, 2010 12:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, goodness, I wrote that so long ago! Thanks for dropping me a line, and for the kind compliment! Maybe one day I will finish it . . . I honestly must have written that almost ten years ago. ;-)
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